Here are some funny things about today:
I left my cousin a message tonight and sang happy birthday. Then I hung up. Then I sang it to myself. Twice.
My umbrella inverted twice today and both times I had a laughing attack. Kristi Ann was privileged enough to be talking to me on the phone during one of said "attacks."
If you think that you are better looking than most people you should see me today.
I stuck my finger in the peanut butter jar tonight because I wanted some peanut butter. Then I wanted to eat THE WHOLE JAR BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. And I didn't. I have so much self-control.
Then I was reading my scriptures and started laughing because I thought it was funny that Ammon was wise, yet harmless. And I laughed for a long time. I never do that.
This isn't funny about today, but I went to Goodwill on Saturday (I don't even want to talk about it) and there was a crazy man behind me in line and I remembered why I never go to places like Goodwill. And I bought I nightgown that was probably worn by an old lady in a nursing home that is likely now deceased. That or she decided she needed to step up her pajama wardrobe and get rid of all the old mumu's. And she knew I would look like a 10 in her mumu.
In other news, the naked girls at the gym are still scarring me. I almost bumped into one today. AHHH!
I started reading Frankenstein today. MWAHAHAHAHA.
And this is where this post ends because I am rambling like an idiot.
Tomorrow is the weekend. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
5 comments:
I love you. Because you are wise, yet harmless.
XOXO
I'm pretty sure that there is something wrong with you.
haha now your post made me laugh out loud!
Did you actually by a nightgown from Goodwill, or am I reading that wrong? :-)
so i'm convinced that you are definitely insane. this post was hilarious. and don't worry about the laughing attacks--they run in the family. i have them all the time and i when i'm done laughing, and nearly in tears i look at the people around me, and say "i don't know why that was so funny" and then try and pretend like it didn't happen. so those are totally normal.
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