Friday, December 4, 2009

Ahem.

Weird/Random/Useless/Non-life changing info:

1. I was waiting for the bus yesterday (yes, I still sometimes use PT) and there was an odd looking woman standing next to me (I'm sure she was charming), and she hocked a big loogy onto the sidewalk and promptly covered it with her foot, because by doing this everyone around her would magically forget she had just hocked a loogy, and rubbed it into the ground real good. I meet so many classy people here.
2. I forgot to mention that about a month ago there was an armed robbery at the bank right across the street from my building. And he got away! Isn't that exciting! A real live, armed gunman within walking distance!
3. My neighbors just got busted for running a meth lab. Good thing the police didn't catch me, too.

4. I walked into work the other day and my coworkers informed me that they had just been talking and all agree that I bear a strong resemblance to Princess Peach. What. A. Compliment.




Resemblance?



5. Upon returning from Thanksgiving Break, my roommates and I noticed that a pair of sunglasses had found a home on the door handle of our back door. My roommate said that she thinks it's homeless people code for "It's okay to come sleep in these people's basement at night." Glad we're finally getting visitors.

6. I was telling my roommate the other day that I officially don't feel "new" anymore, but I don't have any real reasons. I just feel that way because I do. My roommate made the astute observation that I have a stalker, therefore I don't feel new, because I have a freak following me around everywhere I go. Dear Stalker: If you are reading this.... if you are reading this....uh, don't. Thanks.

7. I'm going with some friends to try Afghan food tonight! I'm excited!

8. Oh and quotable from my trip home for Thanksgiving... my grandma (cutest grandma ever): "I can't die anytime soon! I haven't even worn all of my clothes yet!" Love her.

9. I went to a friend's flute recital at NEC yesterday and he started the concert off stage and the piano played the opening material and he came on stage on his first note, playing from memory, and gradually strolled up to his stand. By about a page down he made it to the stand. He studies with Paula Robison. :)




The End.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Do you have a tendency to get captured and held captive in castles? I thought not.

Also I started a recital once by playing the Short Call off stage. In hidnsight, it's pretty lame.

Karen said...

Yes, I think you do look like Princess Peach. So, if you're a princess, doesn't that mean you get to marry a prince? Love this post! So funny!

Judy Lynn said...

hey princess peach.
you remember how i told you you need more pictures? i still stand by it, but this post was, nevertheless pretty amusing

Ben and Nanci Hanks said...

1. Boston sounds scary
2. Yes you do look like Princess Peach
3. Was the Afghan food terrorized with dye that turns your teeth blue?
4. I agree with Jud.