Last Sunday when I blogged, I finished and thought, "Okay, I swear I had interesting things to say and none of them happened. Where did they go?" And then that night I remembered them and want to share them N-O-W (while I remember them).
Funny #1
Last week. Long day. Leaving work around 8 PM. It's a blustery evening. I see a guy and a girl walking toward me like I'm a target.
Girl: We would like to testify of God the Mother through the Bible. Have you ever heard of God the Mother?
Me: Uhhhhh..... no.
Girl: Would you like to know more about God the Mother?
Me: Not really. Thanks, though.
And then I walked away. Wasn't that a great story? I know right!
Funny #2
On the T. Reading my book (which, by the way, I have not been pleased with the ending and I only have 50 pages left). Minding my own business.
Big black lady who looks like she could have "issues": [head turned sideways staring at me] Do you know me?
Me: No.
BBLWLLSCHI: Do you WANNA know me?
Me: No.
Then she kinda pursed her lips together and did that weird thing that some people do like they're pointing at you with your lips, and she walked away. She was asking me if I knew her in a "let's fight" kinda way, like I had been staring at her and shouldn't have been. I KNOW I sometimes people watch, but I also KNOW I was reading this time. Freaked me out. I almost fought Big Mama.
Funny/Frustration #3:
Tonight at Institute. Enjoying a great lesson. Sitting by my good friend Matt. Guy who we will just call "D" walks in thirty minutes late and sits in the back. Leaves the room a little while later to "go to the bathroom" and then comes back in and sits down next to me. Tries to have a conversation in the middle of the lesson. Shut down. After class is over....
D: So is your name like Annie Violet or something?
Me: Whaaaaat?
D: Is your NAME Annie Violet?
Me: No.
D: Cuz you sure do look good in all that purple! Hahahaha.
Me: Heh. Wow.....
This is the same guy who got my phone number a few weeks ago this way...
D: Hey there's an Annie in my phone.
Me: That's cool.
D: Buuuuut she doesn't have a number! Hahahaha! What's your number?
Me: I don't think so.
And then it happened again and I gave it to him. Why am I so weak?
5 comments:
I think you being weak has something to with your small stature. Believe me, I'd know.
i'm pretty sure you DO know about god the mother, though... ? could've been a really cool conversation! ;-)
You are just so funny! That's a pretty good pickup line.
haha these stories make me laugh!
Gah I love this! I can't wait til I come visit you!!!!
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